- "You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That's right! I love you, Kate! And the last 2 weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your bitch!"
- - Norbit outright telling off Rasputia, confessing that he loves Kate and ending his marriage with Rasputia